Field Studies Gifts

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'The circle is complete!'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Penguin

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

How Glaciations Begin

Pull the udder one

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

Clandestine cows.

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

The hummingbird's hum.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

College for flys

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."