Nature Studies Gifts

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Botanical Research Institute "Will work for seed money"

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

College for flys

"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Playing Fetch.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Grace For Flies

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Wildlife