Nature Gifts

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Pass that."

"You slept with her, didn't you?"

"The meaning of life is cats."

"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"What have you done with Dr. Millmoss?"

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

"Well, you heard wrong. I do not collect nuts. Look, I can't get into this with you right now ? I'm with a patient."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

By Strategic Use of Postcards, Thoreau Manages to Keep Walden Pond Unspoiled

"My question is: Are we making an impact?"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

Mountain-bike Goat.

Canada Geese

"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

"This is the life eh.?"

'Smile - it's Van Gogh.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Hold on a second. I have no idea where my ears are."

"You know, for a gazelle, you're an awful klutz!"

"Wow! Whose idea was the cheese log?"

"You're kidding. I thought it was Friday."

"That's an old photo."

"You're not going to put that there, are you?"

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

'Tell me more about this 6-week plan you tried.'

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.

'...And this is my man cave.'

Lone Wolf

Hanukkah tree

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."