Nature Appreciation Gifts

"We'd be there by now in the car you know."

'True, there won't be any more hunters hiding in the trees, but I'm starting to think our plan was a little shortsighted!'

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there.

"I love nature."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'You were right - it's shallow rooting but spreading'

"I don't mind the tree huggers, but the tree humpers creep me out."

"I don't know what went wrong."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Flower seed and Bird seed

Compassion

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

'Looks like we're playing 'good crop, bad crop'.'

'Bugger it - the acid rain has dissolved my biodegradable carrier bag.'

"Did you hear something?"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'

'This is a gatored community... not a gated community!'

'Martin's a birth registrar.'

"I was rather hoping a Passaic River School might form, but so far it's just me."

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

Show and Tell.

"I don't want to rush things. Instead of hugging, why don't we just hold hands?"

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'Looks like we're facing a very cold winter!'

"What do you think Bob, isn't the view beautiful?"

There once was a person who planted a seed

"Brad, get the hell back in formation."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"My phone is busted...whoa! Has the sky always been blue?"