Nature Admiration Gifts

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Grace For Flies

The Zoo.

"Cat box"

Life is for the birds.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Swan Fairy Tales

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Snow flake

Where Indian ink came from.

Rose Garden

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'Echo Tourism'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

No littering...