Nature Appreciation T-Shirts

"We'd be there by now in the car you know."

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there.

'True, there won't be any more hunters hiding in the trees, but I'm starting to think our plan was a little shortsighted!'

'I see a unicorn.' 'I see Abraham Lincoln.' 'I see a sock.'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

Denise sports her new hummingbird feeder earrings.

"I love nature."

'You were right - it's shallow rooting but spreading'

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"I don't know what went wrong."

Compassion

Flower seed and Bird seed

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

Garden Variety Irish

"I don't mind the tree huggers, but the tree humpers creep me out."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Bugger it - the acid rain has dissolved my biodegradable carrier bag.'

'This is a gatored community... not a gated community!'

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

'Looks like we're playing 'good crop, bad crop'.'

"Did you hear something?"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

There once was a person who planted a seed

Footballer Feeding Pigeons.

'Looks like we're facing a very cold winter!'

"Brad, get the hell back in formation."

Snow White Flag

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

"I was rather hoping a Passaic River School might form, but so far it's just me."