Nature Appreciators T-Shirts

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

Ok, ok, just take two things.

Heavy Plant Crossing.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Wow! You've got free-range children."

"Mobile Tree Home"

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Canute Does It Again

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

"I'm telling you, I can see great big eyes staring at me!"

Penknife catching baby penknife.

Why worms have no confidence

"It was his best side."

'You're crazy! I'm 10 times cuter that you ever thought of being!'

Snail Handshake

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

Well, hurry up, then! You should have gone before we evolved.

I love spring nature reemerges and sheds its wintry coat. Wintry what? Look. Men in tank tops. Terribly gross.

Tortoise Skyscraper

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Grace For Flies

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

The Zoo.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Life is for the birds.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Swan Fairy Tales