Nature Appreciators Mugs

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

Heavy Plant Crossing.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Wow! You've got free-range children."

"Mobile Tree Home"

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Canute Does It Again

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

"I'm telling you, I can see great big eyes staring at me!"

Penknife catching baby penknife.

Why worms have no confidence

'You're crazy! I'm 10 times cuter that you ever thought of being!'

Snail Handshake

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

Tortoise Skyscraper

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Grace For Flies

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

The Zoo.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Life is for the birds.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Swan Fairy Tales

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.