Naturism Appreciator T-Shirts

"Will you put something on?"

Grace For Flies

Life is for the birds.

Swan Fairy Tales

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Snow flake

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

No littering...

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Marco ..."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!: