Beauty In Nature Appreciator T-Shirts

"Yes really, people took me for an ugly little duckling too when I was young..."

Grace For Flies

The Zoo.

Life is for the birds.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Swan Fairy Tales

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Snow flake

Where Indian ink came from.

Rose Garden

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'Echo Tourism'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Marco ..."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

No littering...