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Sunrise.

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"That's the preacher's dog."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Rating the Sunset

Heaven

Parrot

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

Your angel is always with you

A baroque elk.

"It was a gift from god."

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

Idealized portrait of a rooster.

I think I shall never see....a poem as lovely as a tr......

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

'The diagnostic computer thinks it's a punishment from God.'

Introducing... My Natural Hair Color!

'Let's have some fun -- let's make them responsible for their own actions.'

Guardian Angel and Ward Angel

"Yes really, people took me for an ugly little duckling too when I was young..."

'Oh, dear! — your baptismal certificate was never notarized!'

God Gives His First Press Conference