Divine Beauty Appreciator Pillows

Sunrise.

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"That's the preacher's dog."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

Rating the Sunset

Heaven

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Parrot

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

Your angel is always with you

"It was a gift from god."

A baroque elk.

His first book was huge, but publishing is such a what-have-you-done-for-me-lately business.

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Idealized portrait of a rooster.

I think I shall never see....a poem as lovely as a tr......

Do you have hair, um, rinses that look natural? Of course! So that no one notices? Ahem! Oh, right

'The diagnostic computer thinks it's a punishment from God.'

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Whatever you do, don't ask him about his children… God's wallet.

"Oh God, beards are so passe."

Introducing... My Natural Hair Color!

'Let's have some fun -- let's make them responsible for their own actions.'

"Yes really, people took me for an ugly little duckling too when I was young..."

Guardian Angel and Ward Angel

'Oh, dear! — your baptismal certificate was never notarized!'