Beauty Appreciator Pillows

'Sigh, I think people only appreciate me for my looks, not my brains.'

Area around a woman remains dry in a rainstorm.

To Cricketers

Rating the Sunset

'Now that's what I call a Roman nose!'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better-looking.

Alternate Views of Life

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Bad hair day!

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Mr Metrosexual.

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"Hair spray"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'