Retro Beauty Appreciator Pillows

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Grandfather Clock

Rating the Sunset

Austin Powers

Robin Hood Flies.

Marilyn Ghost

Social Struggles

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Will Curl Lip For Food

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Uncle Sam Fashion

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Lady in Blue Dress

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Like, Real Gone...

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

Emergency: "Waiting long?"