Retro Hair Enthusiast Pillows

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Jarvis Cocker

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Square Cut

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Elton John

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Young Elvis

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Grandfather Clock

Hairstyles

The Fab Four

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Austin Powers

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

What female dogs think about their looks.

"Fashion over function!"