Hair Legacy Enthusiast Pillows

". . . I remember hair. . ."

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Like my new haircut?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Missing my hair.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

The barber

Hairstyles

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"Fashion over function!"