Hair Historian Pillows

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

The last of the mullet.

Victorian Lady

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

1930's Lady.

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Lady in a pretty dress

Square Cut

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Fashion over function!"

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

Georgian head-dress

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

New Hair Cloning Technology.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

Hair Salon.