Hair Historian T-Shirts

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

I know a comb-over when I see one, Jerry.

The last of the mullet.

Victorian Lady

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

1930's Lady.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Lady in a pretty dress

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Hairstyles

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

Bald man with a brush on his head

Georgian head-dress

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.