"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."
Hair Historian Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a hair historian who cherishes the art and history of hair styling? Our collection of creative gifts captures their love for hair trends, old-school styles, and hairdressing heritage with humorous and personalized touches. Perfect for those who appreciate the fine details and stories behind every hairstyle, these items bring a lighthearted nod to their passion and expertise.
I know a comb-over when I see one, Jerry.
The last of the mullet.
Victorian Lady
Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.
The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.
"Absolutely not!"
"Be creative...!"
'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'
Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.
"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."
Curling your hair for no reason
1930's Lady.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"
"We have a very special relationship with our barber."
Lady in a pretty dress
Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!
Square Cut
'More hair than brains.'
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"
"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"
Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.
This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!
Hairstyles
"Stop me before I invent plaid!"
The Anti-flat shampoo worked.
"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."
New Hair Cloning Technology.
'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'
'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'
"Fashion over function!"
John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799
Bald man with a brush on his head
Georgian head-dress
I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.
Hair Historian Gifts Collection
Hair Historian Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty and creative designs for hair historians. Perfect for adding a humorous touch to their daily routine.
Hair Historian Pillows
Browse our humorous and stylish pillows ideal for hair lovers and historians. A cozy gift that celebrates their unique interest.
Hair Historian Prints
Discover eye-catching prints that depict the history of hair fashion. Perfect for decorating a salon or study with a personal touch.
Hair Historian T-Shirts
Find fun and clever T-shirts designed for hair enthusiasts and historians. A perfect way for them to showcase their passion in style.