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'He used to have long,wavy hair-now it's just waving goodbye!'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Lesser known greek gods,

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Are we there yet?'

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

Sheep In Curlers

'More hair than brains.'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

In my day, they didn

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Quick, follow that star

Hairstyles

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Georgian head-dress

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Censorship | Not Censorship

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

"Fashion over function!"