Retro Hairstyle Fans Pillows

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Grandfather Clock

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Austin Powers

Marilyn Ghost

Social Struggles

Robin Hood Flies.

Will Curl Lip For Food

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Like, Real Gone...

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Uncle Sam Fashion

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Lady in Blue Dress

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."