Retro Hairstyle Fans Gifts

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Jarvis Cocker

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Elton John

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

The Fab Four

Grandfather Clock

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Austin Powers

Robin Hood Flies.

Social Struggles

Geri Halliwell.

Marilyn Ghost

Marilyn Monroe

Will Curl Lip For Food

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Uncle Sam Fashion

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Like, Real Gone...

Lady in Blue Dress

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

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