Retro Beauty Appreciator Gifts

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Why are you so fat? -Gary. *Actual reader questions. I'm not fat, but buxom and womanly. Once this was sexy, but times have changed. Waifs are in. That's okay. I keep my chin up, stay positive and always remember one thing. I could eat Kate Moss in one sitting! Mgmt note: Don't construe as premeditated attack.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Jarvis Cocker

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"He's deliciously vintage."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Elton John

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Rating the Sunset

The Fab Four

Grandfather Clock

Austin Powers

Robin Hood Flies.

W.C. Fields

Marilyn Ghost

Social Struggles

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Geri Halliwell.

Will Curl Lip For Food

Lady in Blue Dress

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Uncle Sam Fashion

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Like, Real Gone...