Vintage Beauty Enthusiast Gifts

Bloomer Wax: 4 Pence

Demure lady with gloves

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Bad hair day!

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

The Elliot Ness monster.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Pampered and poodled.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Dating is so expensive...

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I love these old decorations!"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Grandma's caf

What price beauty?

Ladies by the seaside

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Historic Bank Jobs.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Typewriters and Laptops.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

1930's Lady.