Vintage Beauty Lover Gifts

"Of course, at present Mademoiselle's neck is too long, but our Mr. Francis is going to change all that."

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

The Missing Sock Returns

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Piety

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

A Macaroni in 1772

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

High Riders of the Old West

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Opening the Barrel

Victorian Selfie

Vivienne Westwood

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Swells - Men's Fashion

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"