Vintage Beauty Lover Gifts

"Of course, at present Mademoiselle's neck is too long, but our Mr. Francis is going to change all that."

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Piety

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A Macaroni in 1772

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

High Riders of the Old West

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Opening the Barrel

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Victorian Selfie

Swells - Men's Fashion

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"