Vintage Vanity Lover Gifts

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A Macaroni in 1772

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Opening the Barrel

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper