Vintage Vanity Lover T-Shirts

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

A Macaroni in 1772

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

High Riders of the Old West

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Vivienne Westwood

Opening the Barrel

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin