Vintage Beauty Enthusiast T-Shirts

Bloomer Wax: 4 Pence

Demure lady with gloves

Sir Winston Churchill

Bad hair day!

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

The Elliot Ness monster.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Pampered and poodled.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Dating is so expensive...

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I don't like your application."

"I love these old decorations!"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

What price beauty?

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Historic Bank Jobs.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

1930's Lady.