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'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

Marcello Mastroianni.

Demure lady with gloves

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I love these old decorations!"

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Man...You age great!'

Grandma's caf

You had me at vintage.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Ladies by the seaside

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Antiques

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Typewriters and Laptops.

Historic Bank Jobs.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."