Natural Beauty Appreciator T-Shirts

A baroque elk.

Bad hair day!

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Snow flake

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

Sunbathing in Autumn

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Have you got your make up on yet?

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

Pea

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

New Twenty Blades

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.