Natural Beauty Seeker T-Shirts

Landscape artist

"It says here that they have chopped down all the palm trees and blow up the rocks to make the place look more natural..."

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Botox."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

'The old one fell apart.'

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

The Ugly Plant

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

A baroque elk.

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

Primavera (Spring)

"I told you she'd had some work done."

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

Cosmetic surgeon tells Ugly Duckling: 'Of course, there's a POSSIBILITY that you are a swan, but do you want to take that risk?'

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

Flo didn't know what was odder: the beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that she actually tried this beauty tip.

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

The power of positive affirmations

"Supersize me."

Introducing... My Natural Hair Color!

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

Fish Pedicure

"I'm sorry we don't restore antiques."

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

Caribou With Big Plans.