Natural Beauty Seeker T-Shirts

Landscape artist

"It says here that they have chopped down all the palm trees and blow up the rocks to make the place look more natural..."

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Botox."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

'The old one fell apart.'

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

The Ugly Plant

A baroque elk.

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

"I told you she'd had some work done."

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

Primavera (Spring)

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

Cosmetic surgeon tells Ugly Duckling: 'Of course, there's a POSSIBILITY that you are a swan, but do you want to take that risk?'

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

"Supersize me."

The power of positive affirmations

Flo didn't know what was odder: the beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that she actually tried this beauty tip.

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

Introducing... My Natural Hair Color!

The usual? My daughter's all over me about dyeing my hair. I want to go totally natural! Fine. Which would you like? Natural ash, honest honey or real platinum blonde? Which does Mother Nature use?

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

Fish Pedicure

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

"I get my looks from my father...he's a plastic surgeon."