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Women you changed the world while losing weight.

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

"Well botox would help that big wrinkle, then a good quality hand cream, and maybe a manicure?..."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"Hair spray"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"Botox."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"Your mascara is running."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

'Botox.'

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

'Medium well, please.'

'The old one fell apart.'

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

The Ugly Plant

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

Primavera (Spring)

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

"I told you she'd had some work done."

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"My secretary just made me aware of the necessity of investing in the beauty industry."

Landscape artist

When he saw her first strands of grey hair he thought she'd dye.