Beauty Treatment Seeker T-Shirts

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.

"Botox."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

'The old one fell apart.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

DIY pedicure

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

"So what's your success rate?"

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

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Mmm � Massage. Facial. Body wrap. Stretching. Good work! I'm blissed out and ready for � aerobics.

"I told you she'd had some work done."

Primavera (Spring)

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

Landscape artist

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."