Beauty Treatment Seeker Prints

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Botox."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

'The old one fell apart.'

DIY pedicure

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

"So what's your success rate?"

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

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Primavera (Spring)

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

"I told you she'd had some work done."

Landscape artist

"Don't worry: My claws retract..."

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."