Beauty Treatment Believer T-Shirts

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Mom's Spa'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Botox sharpei

"So what's your success rate?"

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

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Flower growing out of a face mask

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

Beauty Shop

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'For a present I gave my wife £10000 for plastic surgery. Now I can't find her!'

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'

Spa: Pamper yourself.

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

'Now you do realise that we're unable to cure your ugliness don't you?'

'I'm waiting for a face-lift.'