Beauty Treatment Believer Pillows

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Mom's Spa'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

Botox sharpei

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

"So what's your success rate?"

Image changing.

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

Flower growing out of a face mask

Beauty Shop

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

'For a present I gave my wife £10000 for plastic surgery. Now I can't find her!'

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'

Spa: Pamper yourself.

'I'm waiting for a face-lift.'

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

How people who have plastic surgery see themselves...

'Now you do realise that we're unable to cure your ugliness don't you?'