Beauty Sleep Believers Pillows

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

Dreams

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

A couple lie in bed

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

Sleeping through new year celebrations

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"What? I slept seven months."

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."