Beauty Sleep Believers Pillows

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Boring Untold Love Stories. Rip Van Winkle and Sleeping Beauty. ZZZZZZZZ.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

Dreams

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

A couple lie in bed

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

Sleeping through new year celebrations

"What? I slept seven months."

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'