Beauty Sleep Warriors Pillows

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Dog Nightmares

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"What's with your hair?"

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"You were snoring."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.