Beauty Sleep Lover Pillows

"Can you roll it back for nine more minutes?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Do not disturb...

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"You were snoring."