Beauty Sleep Enthusiasts Pillows

A couple lie in bed

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Pampered and poodled.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Dating is so expensive...

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Broken Alarm Clock.

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

New Twenty Blades

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'