Beauty Sleep Enthusiasts Gifts

A couple lie in bed

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Bad hair day!

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Dating is so expensive...

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Pampered and poodled.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

Do not disturb...

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.