Sleeping Beauty Admirer Gifts

"Despite her initial concerns, in time, Linda grew to appreciate the endearing qualities of Dan's sleep, sashaying."

Boring Untold Love Stories. Rip Van Winkle and Sleeping Beauty. ZZZZZZZZ.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Cat and mouse

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

A couple lie in bed

Meet the Artist

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"The sleeping pills take time to work. Don't expect results overnight."

Idealized portrait of a rooster.

I think I shall never see....a poem as lovely as a tr......

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

Introducing... My Natural Hair Color!

'You were mauling in your sleep again.'

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.