Beauty Admirer Gifts

Idealized portrait of a rooster.

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Meet Miss Subways

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

"Then I met Pamela who was drop-dead gorgeous."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Wow, I hope I look that good when I'm her age.

Bad hair day!

The tooth fairy.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"I don't like your application."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

What price beauty?

Birds Following Witch.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Mating rituals

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Devi's brew?"

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Define fair."

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'