Beauty Admirer Mugs

Idealized portrait of a rooster.

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Meet Miss Subways

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

"Then I met Pamela who was drop-dead gorgeous."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Bad hair day!

The tooth fairy.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Birds Following Witch.

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Mating rituals

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Devi's brew?"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Define fair."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Hair spray"

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"