Admirer Of Beauty Mugs

I think I shall never see....a poem as lovely as a tr......

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Why,yes -I like those long stems!'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Rating the Sunset

Rape of the Lock- The Toilet

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

'There's no charge for the carrier bag!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

Frontispiece for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"So what's your success rate?"

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

Flower tribute

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

A baroque elk.

'You and your aversion to needles!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Brazilian Squirrels