Admirer Of Beauty Prints

I think I shall never see....a poem as lovely as a tr......

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Why,yes -I like those long stems!'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Rating the Sunset

'There's no charge for the carrier bag!'

Rape of the Lock- The Toilet

Oscar Wilde

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Boring Untold Love Stories. Rip Van Winkle and Sleeping Beauty. ZZZZZZZZ.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

Frontispiece for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

Flower tribute

"So what's your success rate?"

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

A baroque elk.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Tanning salons to avoid. . .