Beauty Admirers Prints

Man tells a young lady that her beautiful horse and her make a fine pair

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Bad hair day!

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

New Twenty Blades

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Hair spray"

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."