Sleeping Beauty Enthusiast Gifts

"The sleeping pills take time to work. Don't expect results overnight."

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

New Twenty Blades

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."