Sleeping Beauty Warriors Gifts

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

A couple lie in bed

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"I'm bored."

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

Yawn

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

"The sleeping pills take time to work. Don't expect results overnight."

Crying parent holds crying baby.

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'You were mauling in your sleep again.'