Sleeping Beauty Warriors Mugs

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

Dog Nightmares

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'He's working on a lullaby.'

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

Boring Untold Love Stories. Rip Van Winkle and Sleeping Beauty. ZZZZZZZZ.

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

A couple lie in bed

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"I'm bored."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

Yawn

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"The sleeping pills take time to work. Don't expect results overnight."

Crying parent holds crying baby.

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'